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Singing Sensation

April 17th, 2010

I am a singing sensation! Well, that might actually be exaggerating a little bit. I’m really not much of a singer and despite that my students are always wanting me to sing. I don’t know if they’re so used to bad singing because they go to KTVs all the time, or if their ears are warped so much they think I’m just that good. How did I get talked into this? Well, after my April Fools Day joke went off so well I needed to make sure the classes didn’t tell each other. So I just asked them really nicely to not tell anyone else until the end of the week. I wasn’t expecting it, but Gee, one of the girls in my first class asked, “What are you going to do for us?”. I guess I hadn’t thought about that.

“Sing us a song…. in Chinese!”

I was reluctant to do so, but what the heck, I might as well give it a try. This is how it turned out.

Click read more for a song breakdown

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April Fools & Easter

April 8th, 2010

Last week was April Fool’s day (愚人节), or for me rather, April Fool’s week. Unfortunately I didn’t actually have class on April 1, but that didn’t stop me from playing a trick on each one of my classes. The trick went simply like this; I told them that the school leaders wanted me to give more quizzes, these quizzes would be pop-quizzes so they didn’t know there were coming. Our first one is today. This sent them into a panic. They were so worried about doing well on this quiz that they would do whatever it said. Lucky me. Knowing that students don’t always read directions so well I gave them each a quiz like the one below. As you can see, the instructions say to read the entire quiz first before doing anythere. Well, students often don’t read directions, so this leads them to do every question on the quiz before they get to the bottom and realize they’ve been tricked. All the while I was taking a video of them doing some pretty silly things. Check out the videos after the jump.

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Things I Didn’t Post: Oh Shit, Google -Edition

March 23rd, 2010

There’ve been quite a few things going on here in China, and in Xi’an for that matter that seem perhaps trivial for their own spell-binding post, but put them all together and I guess we’ve got something. So let’s get started.

Shoes

The shoes I brought here are starting to get rather worn out with all the walking I do nearly every day. So I decided I’d look into buying a new pair of shoes, the ChineseIMG_1515 brands I’ve seen like Li-Ning, and Erke looked like they had some cool stuff. No dice. I wear size 12-13 depending on brand, which equates to 46-47 in Chinese (Euro sizes), and the Chinese brands don’t carry or even make anything larger than size 44. So I started looking at all the shoe stores, turns out, I’m a freak of nature. I really began to feel the pain my good friend Chris endures finding his size 15 shoes. Most of the shoe stores didn’t just have the shoes sitting out in boxes so I’d have to ask if they had my size, which was almost universally no. Pretty soon you just get tired of asking, and think “just show me what you DO have in 46 and let me pick from those!”. Long story short, I managed to find a pair of New Balance shoes in size 45 that must’ve ran big, because they fit nicely. Green, ¥327? Sold.

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The Honest Truth About Chinese Toilets

March 9th, 2010

 

DSCN4188Maybe you’ve never really thought about it but, are bathrooms the same everywhere on earth? Of course not. So it shouldn’t surprise you that in China one must often squat to use the toilet. There are western-style toilets around, usually for the handicapped, or in western-style places, like hotels, KFC, McDonald’s, etc. I guess if you wanted to, you could probably manage to visit China and never use a squat toilet, but why miss out on the fun? Shortly before the 2008 Olympics and my first trip to China, my dad forwarded me a silly email, (clearly written by someone like this guy (not my dad)), ridiculing China for having squat toilets. I think my dad was trying to scare me or at least just jesting. Personally I wasn’t afraid of squat toilets per se, but afraid of using them incorrectly. Like what happened if I uh,..went to the bathroom, on my pants? That’d be a shitty situation. (har har!) Long story short, that never happened and I learned it wasn’t all that difficult, in fact now I’m totally okay with it. All it took a little practice, and remembering to bring a package of tissues with you wherever you go.

I had,in fact, considered writing a blog post about toilets in China, but this post from the Lost Laowai Blog covers it pretty well so I’ll share it with you.

The Women’s Bathroom in China — The Honest Truth about Chinese Toilets

Chinese New Year in Xi’an

March 1st, 2010

year_of_the_tiger_stamps_extremely_popular80d5e4ad94886fd3c33aThe Year of the Tiger is here, and I was in Xi’an to celebrate with my Chinese family. Tyler and I rolled into the Xi’an train station at about 8:30 AM and immediately  decided we needed to find some breakfast. Unfortunately, due to the holiday, this wasn’t the easiest thing to do as many of the street vendors who sell wonderful breakfast foods were shut down for the holiday. We decided to take a couple quick bus hops to my buddy’s favorite Hu La Tang place for breakfast. Hu la tang is a spicy beef-stew with a slightly slimy consistency due to the corn-starch added to it. We both enjoyed a nice bowl with bread and a bottle of bing feng (a local orange soda) for breakfast. Soon after we caught the 336 bus back to my school in north Xi’an. Upon arrival, we got settled, made up a bed for Tyler and showered before going out in search of some lunch.

Later in the afternoon my dad came to pick us up from my school and take us downtown to my grandparent’s home where we’d be spending the holiday. Along the way we stopped at a small fireworks vendor on the street corner. The amount and size of the fireworks was quite impressive! Sure, I’ve seen a lot of fireworks at warehouse sellers around July 4th, but these fireworks, they were huge! Apparently the biggest fireworks vendors are able to legally sell, at least in North Dakota, are 500 grams or less, due to safety concerns. Well, China has none of that. There were very large items for sale, many large canister-style munitions weighing in at 3000+ grams were for sale, for less than 200 Yuan (about $30). We bought a few big ones, and a large string of firecrackers for later in the evening.

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Confucius and Hippie Drum Circles

January 27th, 2010

Over the past week or more, I’ve had a lot of time on my hands. There was the usual surfing the internet, watching a movie or catching up on my favorite TV shows, running and reading the news. I’ve also been shopping around for a nice sized internal-frame backpack for my travels. I came here with a large suitcase, but that’s pretty inconvenient when traveling on trains and buses and staying in hostels. You just can’t roll around that big box everywhere you go.

Earlier this week I went out for a few drinks with the British friends I met a few months ago. We started off at the Park Qin, a popular expat bar in Xi’an where I was introduced to a friend of theirs, Jackie. I think I complimented Jackie pretty well actually, she’s Chinese, looks Chinese, but speaks English like she was born in the U.S. I actually asked her “are you actually Chinese or are you an ABC?” She was surprised to say the least, but her English speaking is just so polished that it sounds very natural. We hung out at the Park Qin and put back a few while a few more friends joined in, bringing the crew to an even six, three guys, three girls. One of the girls, another Brit, suggested we check out another bar down the street. I’d never been there and this was a night to have a good time so why the heck not.

I don’t know if this bar has a name, and if it does I certainly don’t know it. But I do know where it is, and that’s all that matters. When I first walked in I didn’t know what to think. There was a room, not much larger than my living room with a long coffee-table type thing in the middle of the room. At each end of this table was a small fire pit made of bricks where small pieces of anthracite burned to keep the place warm. Around this table was two concentric rectangles of benches and lastly furthest from the door was a stage just large enough for 2 guys with guitars. The dark and smoky feel to the place just reminded me of a sweat lodge.

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